lalalalala

to live is the rarest thing in the world.

most people exist, thats it.

im rachel. ✌️all you need to know is; i love cats. 🐱 i shoot guns. 🔫 i strongly dislike almost everyone. 😡 and i follow back. 👍

separate yourself from the machine.

embrace your own identity.

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via greed)

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

(via tastfulpornography)

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

(Source: abilliondollarsonaelevator, via psychopathic-princess)

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(Source: vinebox, via awndro)

dulect:

cut3pandaa:

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD

that’s what they want you to think

(via crystallized-teardrops)

daddys-fucktoys:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

While this is an absolutely brilliant idea that I support 100000000% I also recommend that before you damn near rip his finger off; make sure you clearly state that if he doesn’t remove his hand from your lap that you will rip his finger off.

That way when it does go to court you can notify the judge that you politely requested he removed his hand and since he didn’t abide by your request; you believed he was a potential rapist and defended yourself accordingly.

(Source: sfgifs)

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